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Spineless in Seattle

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Seattle Seahawks fan (yes they do exist) Robert Larson is suing the Jets’ Shaun Ellis for beaning him with a snowball following a 2008 game. He is claiming physical and mental distress, as well as humiliation, and wage loss. I get the feeling it was a wise decision for Larson to avoid going the Ralphie route. Shaun Ellis is slightly bigger than Scott Farkus.