Festivus for Felons


God bless the U.S. legal system, where drug felons get to eat special meals in honor of Festivus.

Prison food and bagels are forbidden!

Ladies and gentleman, this is not what Frank Costanza had in mind when he created this glorious holiday. I believe I’ll take tomorrow off in honor of the Feast of Maximum Occupancy

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